Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Watermelon Stabber on the Loose

source- BANTAM, Conn. (AP) — A 49-year-old Thomaston man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner. Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested. They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

This is so weird. Guy gets arrested for carving a watermelon? What if he was just trying to make some fruit art? How can we trust the lady that he made threatening statements? Plus as long as he stabbed the watermelon and not her, it's all cool right? Kinda feel like the cops are just wasting their time on this one. I also feel like this could be an incredible scene out of Super Troopers. 

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